Car Meet Fashion Race Hosted by: BlazeRoman

Bottom Gear - The Return of the Issi

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Welcome to bottom gear mates!

Like the saying goes, big things come in small packages, yup, just like Lexi, 4ft11 and 100 pounds of pure condensed concentrated evil (rip x4🏊). There is no smaller package than the classic issi, with an engine block smaller than a dish washer's and exhaust note that sounds like sneaking a fart in an office meeting. The Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming 'I've got nothing to prove to anyone' in the face of every stranger you meet.

This is a continuation of last week's event, as we were short on time, but any HALPer is welcome.


1st challenge: Survive the Hunt: Meet at top of Pillbox Hill parking lot where yours truly will be the cunt chasing you around with a ramp buggy. You fall out, you lose; last car standing wins.

2nd challenge: With Enough Lube: Repair whatever is left of your car and dignity and meet at Ammunation where we will attempt to answer the age-old question… how many Issis can fit in Ammunation? (you can bring your arena war issi if you have one to park it over the counter) previous world record is 9, held by HALPers


1. Absolutely no PVP or I’m telling daddy Plasma and you do not want to be taken to his naughty halpers basement.

2. Event will take place in a Friends-only session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.


I will personally narrate one page of text of whatever you want as long as it is not political, religious, or illegal. (Red & Cyro fan fiction is acceptable.)