Events hosted by BlazeRoman:

Event Itinerary

1. Join Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman and go to Raton Canyon with your Vapid Retinue (regular, NOT Retinue MKII).

First race: Participants will race head-to-head two at a time, as the road is narrow, bumpy, and the Retinue handles like a horny teenager.

Second race: Downhill uphill chain, form teams of two where after the first racer crosses the finish line, their team mate will race the course in reverse and the winner is determined by who finishes both runs first.

Rules

1. Vehicle for this race is the Vapid Retinue (regular, NOT Retinue MKII) which can be purchased from Southern San Andreas Super Autos for a mere $615,000 gta monies.

2. Not a pvp event, no pvp allowed and we want races to be as clean as possible, this is for fun, so no track mouses will be handed out here.

3. TBD because I’m sure I forgot something, as usual.

Reward

RedRipz will tell you a story, any story.

Rules

1. Participants may only use Muskets and Marksman Pistols (single shot weapons) + Melee with said weapons.

2. Whether last-man-standing or team-deathmatch, once you die, sit out until the round is done, then all those who died rejoin for more rounds after.

3. You may use snacks, armor, tryhard helmet, tryhard gloves, and any tryhard clothing that you think will help you not get shot in the face at a random corner.

4. If inside the maze, jumping outside will disqualify you.

5. Extra tall people or people with really big high heels are not allowed, no peeking over maze walls.

Reward

1. One dose of Dopamine delivered remotely to your brain.

2. Will be knighted “the maze daddy” for a week or so.

Challenges

First game: The Parallel Flick

Halpers will take turns trying to park their karts in the space between two cars by speeding and then flicking the car 180 degrees to a full stoppage in the parking space, hitting other cars or missing the space eliminates you, and each round the space gets tighter and tighter until there is 1 undisputed king or queen of parking.

Second game: Pier Pressure

Halpers have proven to be efficient and reliable when it comes to rebelling against power figures and working towards a mutual objective, as well as giving me a hard time just for hosting an event, so this time I’ll be trying to survive a horde of tiny Karts armed with any weapon they desire. If I make it from Vespucci Pier to Paleto Pier in an MOC Cab, Halpers lose.

Note: You are allowed to use any weapon to bring the target to a stop or destroy his MOC Cab, except shooting me directly through the glass.

Third game: How Original

A good ol fashioned race from Paleto Pier back to Vespucci Pier, and we finish the event by riding the rollercoaster (winner of race gets dibs on first kart ofc)

Rules

1. Event will take place in a Friends-only Session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

2. Only PvP in the second challenge, and only fire on the intended target, BlazeRoman.

Reward

I will not be a cyber bully on Discord for a month, though best I can likely do is a week.

Rules

1. Event will take place in a Friends-only Session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

2. PvP is allowed only within Zancudo’s airfield space.

3. No attacking those who are on the ground, and those on the ground are not allowed to interfere in the airfight.

4. If your plane is destroyed, feel free to recall it and join again.

5. No missiles or explosive MG, only regular MG.

Reward

1. Bragging rights.

2. The friends we made along the way.

Challenges

1. ‘Broke car mountain’: while any one can climb Mount Chiliad, few are the ones that descend from it alive with all their gains and buff horses intact, fastest car to descend the mountain with LEAST DAMAGE wins.

2. ‘Macho e macho’: it doesn’t matter whether you win by an inch or a mile as we’re not drag racing here, meet at SS airfield where each two participants will face each other in a push contest.

3. ‘Okay. Fine’: can’t really have a muscle car themed gathering without drag racing (note: the car race, not rupaul’s thingy)

Rules

1. Absolutely no PVP or i’m telling daddy Plasma and you do not want to be taken to his naughty halpers basement.

2. Any muscle car will do, off the street, off your collection, all are fine. (except arena cars)

3. Event will take place in a Friends-only session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

Reward

I will duo sing your favourite Disney song with you.

Event Itinerary

1. Join the Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman at the time of the event.

2. Prepare your Ultralight and meet up at Zancudo airfield for some aerial pew-pew action.

Rules

1. PvP is allowed only within Zancudo’s airfield space and using the Ultralight only.

2. No attacking people on the ground whether they respawned or still didn’t take off.

3. If you are on the ground you are not allowed to attack others, whether they are flying or not.

Reward

I will listen to your sad life stories and then tell you it’s all going to be alright and that I am proud of you as a father.

Challenges

1st challenge: Survive the Hunt: Meet at top of Pillbox Hill parking lot where yours truly will be the cunt chasing you around with a ramp buggy. You fall out, you lose; last car standing wins.

2nd challenge: With Enough Lube: Repair whatever is left of your car and dignity and meet at Ammunation where we will attempt to answer the age-old question… how many Issis can fit in Ammunation? (you can bring your arena war issi if you have one to park it over the counter) previous world record is 9, held by HALPers

Rules

1. Absolutely no PVP or I’m telling daddy Plasma and you do not want to be taken to his naughty halpers basement.

2. Event will take place in a Friends-only session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

Reward

I will personally narrate one page of text of whatever you want as long as it is not political, religious, or illegal. (Red & Cyro fan fiction is acceptable.)

Challenges

1st challenge: Musical cars: Park your cars in a circle, make sure that it is open access to all players, get out of your cars. I will blast music from my truck (so enable sound) as soon as the music stops completely, players will get in any car. The player that is left out without a car is eleminated and each round we remove a couple of cars until only 1 car and 2 players left.

2nd challenge: Brake first ese!: Gather up at Algonquin Boulevard in Sandy Shores where we will play a little game of chicken, two participants will race at a time. If you brake too late, you go for a swim in your car, if you brake too early, you lose. The one who gets to the end the first and travels the furthest distance without falling, wins.

3rd challenge: Survive the Hunt: Meet at top of Pillbox Hill parking lot where yours truly will be the cunt chasing you around with a ramp buggy. You fall out, you lose; last car standing wins.

4th challenge: Repair whatever is left of your car and dignity and meet at Ammunation where we will attempt to answer the age-old question… how many Issis can fit in Ammunation? (you can bring your arena war issi if you have one to park it over the counter) previous world record is 9, held by HALPers

Rules

1. Absolutely no PVP or i’m telling daddy Plasma and you do not want to be taken to his naughty halpers basement.

2. Event will take place in a Friends-only session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

3. If Aimbot wins any of this shit I’m retiring as HOA for good :peepoPoliceStare:

Challenges

Participants will go through a series of challenges that we believe will prepare them for the future space race and potential alien invasion.

Join Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman at the time of the event.

1st challenge: Grab a modifiable pedestrian CAR (BECAUSE YOU CANT GET TO SPACE ON A SANCHEZ, ATHORIL!) and head over to LSIA Airport where you be launched with the aid of a Vigilante. who ever lands furthest wins this challenge.

2nd challenge: Planetary exploration involves navigating through unknown weather conditions such as sand storms, dunes, and snow. While that shit cannot be replicated, the best I can do is a race to Mount Gordo’s hidden lake.

3rd challenge: No space program is complete without emergency landing training, so make your way down to Sandy Shores Airfield where one of the best jihadi pilots ever (yours truly, BlazeRoman) will fly you sky high over the Diamond Casino where you will be ejected and attempt to dive in the infinity pool (and live).

Rules

1. Absolutely no PVP or I’m telling daddy Plasma and you do not want to be taken to his naughty halpers basement.

2. Vehicle must be a modifiable pedestrian car, so this excludes cars like the vapid bullet which you cannot modify in LSC, you don’t have to grab it off the street if you already have one in your garage (a futo, for example).

3. Event will take place in a Friends-only Session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

Reward

• I will personally endorse you in your next presidential campaign.

• one of gritz’ beard hairs

Event Itinerary

Join Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman at the time of the event and meet at the Diamond Casino parking lot.

First challenge: Judging the vehicles on several important criteria such as passenger capacity and storage and how well it blends with it’s surroundings (because it won’t be a very bright idea to drive a neon pink sports car after raiding the casino… LEXINGTON!)

Second challenge: Now that you got your cars you all are in a race not against others, but against time, We race from Casino to SAWMILL, you may be in passive mode to avoid colliding and yeeting your self off a bridge … it happens, it’s actually very common.

Third challenge: Murphy’s first law states that anything can go wrong, will go wrong, and in a heist, anything can go wrong. 3rd and final challenge will be a surprise and only announced during the event to ensure fairness and no pre event tryharding by any french people.

Rules

1. Absolutely no PVP or i’m telling daddy Plasma and you do not want to be taken to his naughty halpers basement.

2. Vehicle must be modifiable, so this excludes cars like the vapid bullet which you cannot modify in LSC, you don’t have to grab it off the street if you already have one in your garage (a futo, for example).

3. Event will take place in a Friends-only session, so send BlazeRoman a friend request to join, you are free to remove him afterwards, that’s alright.

Reward

My unconditional love and affection

A Hand signed picture of x4

Rules

1. You cannot use any clothing GLITCH (Example: mask under hat and glasses, nude characters, tattoos on top of shirt, etc..).

2. You cannot use any ready-made outfits that are sold by the store clerks.

3. You can use any clothing, accessory, haircut, mask, or tattoo sold at any of the shops around the map or by THE CASINO, including ARENA WAR shoes, shirts, etc..

4. Failing to stage-up at the end of the timed window for making the outfit disqualifies you.

Prize

20 bucks to whatever you want