Events hosted by BlazeRoman:
THE HOLIDAY RECAP! ARE YOU NON-CHRISTIAN? DOES YOUR WARDROBE CONSIST OF ONLY BLACK T-SHIRTS AND SWEATERS AND YOU BELIEVE THAT EXISTENCE IS PAIN? DO YOU WORK IN RETAIL OR CUSTOMER SERVICE, AND HAVE NEVER HAD THE HOLIDAYS OFF? WELL YOU’RE IN LUCK PAL! You get to experience the pure essence of holidays with strangers on the internet without having to cringe in family meetings or think of some half-witted compliments over the dinner table and most importantly, not buying another ps5 from a scalper.
Dust off your little rust box Vapid Retinue for a set of freemode rocky raton rally races! Event Itinerary 1. Join Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman and go to Raton Canyon with your Vapid Retinue (regular, NOT Retinue MKII). First race: Participants will race head-to-head two at a time, as the road is narrow, bumpy, and the Retinue handles like a horny teenager. Second race: Downhill uphill chain, form teams of two where after the first racer crosses the finish line, their team mate will race the course in reverse and the winner is determined by who finishes both runs first.
Curb your 360 no scope and jump scare shots in a pvp battle that takes place in the maze. Participants will either go for a last-man-standing or a team-deathmatch style round, depending on the number of people attending. As usual, the more the marrier. Rules 1. Participants may only use Muskets and Marksman Pistols (single shot weapons) + Melee with said weapons. 2. Whether last-man-standing or team-deathmatch, once you die, sit out until the round is done, then all those who died rejoin for more rounds after.
This weeks shenanigans revolve around the vehicles that broke more friendships than anything, the Veto Go Karts. We will go through a series of silly challenges where every one has a wheelie good time. You can chose either a Classic or a Modern Kart, depending on your butt size and budget. Challenges First game: The Parallel Flick Halpers will take turns trying to park their karts in the space between two cars by speeding and then flicking the car 180 degrees to a full stoppage in the parking space, hitting other cars or missing the space eliminates you, and each round the space gets tighter and tighter until there is 1 undisputed king or queen of parking.
Alright boys and girls this is it, after the ultrafight ultraflop, we are in dire need of some air violence. Original event by RedCamaroSS may his soul rest in peace. Participants have the option to either play solo in a Nokota or as a team of 2 in a Mogul, No rounds, no points, just maximum slappage for an hour or as long as you need to realise your KD:A have tanked enough for one day.
Welcome back to Bottom Gear mates, we received some complaints from angry Americans that our event lacks 'glorious automobile representation'. This time, we will be showing off our muscles to please daddy Red and all other Americanized asians, and to ensure no one ends up at the bottom of a river with brick shoes. Get in ANY muscle car and meet at the most muscular place on the map, the top of Mount Chiliad (you can TP there lexi >_>) Challenges 1.
ULTRA FIGHT: Heat seeking missiles? Explosive machine guns? Speed of sound? when did we need all of these added luxuries to have some good ol'fashioned violence? Strap a 600 pounder's G-string to some sticks with the engine and chair from a lawnmower and a machine gun then meet me up there. Event Itinerary 1. Join the Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman at the time of the event. 2. Prepare your Ultralight and meet up at Zancudo airfield for some aerial pew-pew action.
Welcome to bottom gear mates! Like the saying goes, big things come in small packages, yup, just like Lexi, 4ft11 and 100 pounds of pure condensed concentrated evil (rip x4🏊). There is no smaller package than the classic issi, with an engine block smaller than a dish washer's and exhaust note that sounds like sneaking a fart in an office meeting. The Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming 'I've got nothing to prove to anyone' in the face of every stranger you meet.
Welcome to bottom gear mates! Like the saying goes, big things come in small packages, yup, just like Rhodian's package. There is no smaller package than the classic issi, with an engine block smaller than a dish washer's and exhaust note that sounds like sneaking a fart in an office meeting. The Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming 'I've got nothing to prove to anyone' in the face of every stranger you meet.
Welcome to bottom gear, mates! After witnessing one rich fuck after another launch themselves into space in penis-looking spacecraft, we the rich GTA folk must leave our dick print in that race, virtually at least. Challenges Participants will go through a series of challenges that we believe will prepare them for the future space race and potential alien invasion. Join Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman at the time of the event. 1st challenge: Grab a modifiable pedestrian CAR (BECAUSE YOU CANT GET TO SPACE ON A SANCHEZ, ATHORIL!
WELCOME TO BOTTOM GEAR MATES! Throughout the years, Rockstar has proved they've got absolutely no fucking idea how a heist works, especially when it comes to the getaway vehicles. Pick any modifiable pedestrian vehicle, mod it if you so chose, and show up with that vehicle and a fitting heist outfit of your choice to the Diamond Casino parking lot and be ready for a series of challenges to find out which of the participants picked the best possible heist vehicle there is.
Are you too broke to have a fancy car collection? Do planes make you dizzy? Are you a vegan and completely against PvP? PERFECT, then this is for you! (Echo:you - you - you) - Now you can finally live out your dream of being a cosplay girl over the internet! Gather at small park infront of Rockford plaza in Los santos in Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman (you can unfriend me later, you don't need to pretend to like me.
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages! Are you too broke to have a fancy car collection? Do planes make you dizzy? Are you a vegan and completely against PvP? PERFECT, then this is for you! (Echo:you - you - you) Now you can finally live your dream of being a cosplay girl over the internet! Event Itinerary Gather at Beach Pier Parking in Friends-Only Session on BlazeRoman Each round, all participants will be given a topic/idea to make an outfit and a small window of 15 minutes to go, make the dankest outfit, and come back to be lined for judging.