Events hosted by Noobstaah:
Ridiculous Carmeet, Episode 5: Cramped
A carmeet with a twist. Location of the carmeet will be revealed at the time of event. 3-4 locations will be visited in total; every location as ridiculous as the previous one. A bonus mountain climbing challenge at the end.
Preps
1. Be sure to have the tiniest as well as the highest offroaders ready for the meet!
2. Put Mors Mutual Insurance on the speed dial!
Plan
1. Join on Noobstaah at the time of the event.
2. Gather at Trevor’s trailer at Sandy Shores.
3. Then we visit one place after the other.
4. Between the locations, cars can be swapped.
5. At each location, we do a short car meet of about 20-25 mins.
Ridiculous Carmeet, Episode 4: Grasshopper
A carmeet with a twist. Location of the carmeet will be revealed at the time of the event. 3-4 locations will be visited in total; every location more ridiculous than the previous one.
Preps
1. Make sure to have atleast one vehicle with full neons.
2. Be sure to have the tiniest as well as humongous vehicles ready for the meet. If your vehicle can swim then great, if it can fly, even more great!
Plan
1. Join on Noobstaah or quad at the time of the event.
2. Gather at Martin Madrazo’s Ranch.
3. Then we visit one place after the other.
4. Between the locations, cars can be swapped.
5. At each location, we do a short carmeet of about 20-25 mins.
Noobstaah's Halp Airshow
Plan:
1. Bring your planes/helicopters to Sandy Shores Airfield hangar.
2. Take pictures, make video. Fireworks!
3. Everyone gets in a single Titan or similar cargo plane. Parachute jump to the Maze Bank Tower.
4. Get Cargobobs and transport your Personal Vehicle cars to Maze Bank Tower’s top.
5. Short car meet.
Chasing Donuts #2
Hello LSPD Officers 👮♂️ It's time to hunt some donut criminals!
Some stupid ass robbers have robbed a donut shop and have fled in the stolen civilian vehicles. All LSPD units are appointed to this high profile robbery and are sent to search the area. LSPD must catch the robbers. They must pull the robbers out of their vehicles, taze, and beat them to death with batons (nightsticks?), candy canes, or dildos (if you can find them).
Vehicles
Bring your personal upgraded police cruisers, or steal one if you’re poor.
Rules
1. No weapons allowed, except the above-mentioned (batons (nightsticks?), candy canes, or dildos (if you can find them)) by LSPD.
2. Robbers can fight back only with candy canes.
3. No running over robbers if they are on foot.
4. Robbers can only use 4 wheeled stolen NPC cars, SUVs, & jeeps.
How it works
1. Everyone gathers at a police station.
2. Robber gets 1 min head-start, in which they have to steal a car and run as far as they want to.
3. After 1 min is over, LSPD have to catch and beat the robbers.
4. Total time for a chase is 10 mins. If the robber survives for 10 minutes, they deserve the stolen donuts. All LSPD officers are fired and robber gets to beat one LSPD officer with candy cane (choose whomever you want :risitas: )
Chasing Donuts
Heyyoo fake cops 👮♂️ Time to hunt not so fake donut criminals!
Some stupid ass robbers have robbed a donut shop and have fled in the stolen civilian vehicles. All LSPD units are appointed to this high profile robbery and are sent to search the area. LSPD must catch the robbers. They must pull the robbers out of their vehicles, taze, and beat them to death with batons, candy canes, or dildos (if you can find them).
Vehicles:
Bring your upgraded police cruisers or steal one if you’re poor.
Rules
1. No weapons allowed, except the above mentioned by LSPD.
2. Robbers can fight back with candy canes.
3. No running over robbers if they are on foot.
Noobstaah's Off Road Adventure
Group together and explore the wilderness, deserts, canyons, and mountain ranges that San Andreas has to offer. Show the capabilities of your off-roading trucks and cars by climbing steep hills & mountains. Show off your custom suspension systems while high speed off-roading in the ragged hills of Great Chaparral and sand dunes of Grand Senora desert. And finally demonstrate your cooperative driving skills on the steep slopes of Mount Chiliad.
Have fun while off-roading!
Event Itinerary
1. Join the Friends-Only Session on Noobstaah at the time of the event and meet near Palomino Highlands. Exact location communicated at the start of the event. Send friend requests to Noobstaah if needed.
2. Starting from Palomino Highlands, passing through Tataviam Mountains, Great Chaparral, Sandy Shores, Tongva Hills, convoy will off-road to Mount Josiah.
3. Then Raton Canyon, beaches of Paleto Bay will be visited, before going for swimming on Mount Gordo.
4. Finally, a party will be held on Mount Chiliad.
Rules
1. Only off-roading cars and trucks allowed. For party bus events, any vehicle can be used.
2. Don’t kill each other but accidents happen. Be careful and understanding.
3. Vehicles can be switched as often as needed.
4. Some low height off-roading vehicles might get totaled/drown at some locations so make sure you also have off-roading trucks.
5. Swimsuit would be nice to have for swimming or your phone might get wet.
Power Show-Off
Helloo there Los Santossss!
Noob here with you and we got another event ahead of us in this city of crimee!!
Oh, I love this town, love it like you might love Lester who doesn’t pick up your phone when you are trying to lose cops and now stops you to ask if you want to have orgy with him
Every day here means a hundred new criminals but only half these assholes will survive a year, and that’s it if it’s a good one, and why do these peeps come to LS? Well to be cargo griefers like IIlllIlIllIIlII and xX_puZZayDeStRoYeR_Xx.
Tonight, in Los Santos, the useless management of the crime city invites you to gather at the graveyard of the jets of previous era… The Sandy Shores Airfield!! All the criminals are requested to bring as many vehicles as they can, after all what’s the best way to compensate other than this.
Being gracious as they are, the management has also provided a list of vehicles that can be called at the same time. You can take a look there unless you are a fresh criminal, then you will probably not survive the crime city until the event.
Vehicle List
1. Personal vehicle
2. Agent 14 vehicle – call Agent 14
3. Ms Baker vehicle – call Ms Baker
4. Pegasus vehicle – call Pegasus
5. Franklin vehicle – call Franklin
6. Tony vehicle/Limo – call Tony
7. Kosatka Sparrow
8. Imani motor bike – call Imani
9. MOC/Terrorbyte/Avenger – Avenger preferred
10. Ceo vehicle – get raided while in CEO gg
11. Yacht/captain heli – call captain – disappears after some time or if you go away from it
Plan:
1. Gather at Sandy Shores Airfield
2. Each person brings as many vehicles as they can from above list
3. Show of power
4. Fly together around map, ending with bombing of Inhumane Labs (in loving memory of Harambe)
Noob's Weed Collectibles Caravan (100/100)
Join Noobstaah at the time of the event.
Once everyone is in the session, we will start collecting the remaining 50 packets of weed. It will take some time since it took about 3 hours last time too, but we WILL collect all 51-100/100 bags.
Collecting less than 100 bags is for Noobs! Be a Chad, dont be a Noob! Collecting all 100 weed gives 100k RP, GTA$150k, and some crappy t-shirt.
Noob's Weed Collectibles Caravan (50/100)
Welcome to the laziest event ever hosted!
Does Lamar wants some of his weed back? or something else? idfk. Either way the mission is to collect 100 weed from different locations all across the map and deliver it to Lamar.
Join Noobstaah if you want for this event and again next weekend to collect all 100 weed packets. It gives 100k RP, GTA$150k, and some crappy t-shirt.
We will gather up and collect 50 weed packets in the first run and the remaining 50 weed packets next weekend.
Draugurururur Off-Roading
Declasse Draugruru is a new off-roader in GTA: Online. Testing shows that it can achieve what none have ever achieved. It can climb seas, swim in mountains, fly off-road, and run on train tracks while beating trains in a drag race.
We ought to test these “features” of the off-roader by having a car meet. Yes! you heard me right. A car meet on an island. So use your Dragruru’s sea climbing skills and gather at the shack island where Mr. Schwartzman was having summer vacations in Pacific Standard setup. If car lottery have failed you and your car is unable to climb water, you can also use Cargobob for dropping off your Darugururu at the said island.. gg ez 1-0 get rekt
After car-meet, we will go for off-roading in some most populated areas of the map. Stay tuned!
Plan:
1. Car meet at Mr. Schwartzman’s summer vacation shack.
2. Climbing some weird pile of rocks, south and east of an airfield which is located in middle of nowhere.
Gonna Be A Rough Ride - Sumo (Remix)
Do you yearn for the days of free-roam carball+sumo with Noobstaah? Well, this isn't that, but with 2X GTA$ and RP on Sumo (remix) mode, we will have some fun participating with fellow HALPers.
Event Itinerary
1. Join Friends-Only Session on Noobstaah at the time of the event and meet at the Casino parking lot.
2. Wait for everyone at casino parking.
3. Buckle up, its gonna be rough. We will play multiple matches and will try to play all maps. There are 6 I think.
4. Ram! Ram! Ram! from front, back or sides. Up to you.
Survive the Hunt #2
Survive the Hunt is finally back! Go shopping, buy NPC clothes, and observe closely how NPCs drive because you definitely will want to become an NPC when the whole session is after your blood!
Make the required changes in game settings according to the rules below, and send Noobstaah a screenshot of your game without HUD, Radar, or Player Overhead Display and you will be invited to the session up to 30 minutes before the event start time.
Please read the rules carefully before joining.
Common Rules (for everyone):
1. There will be only 1 Runner at a time. No exceptions.
2. Time period of Surviving the Hunt will be announced prior to the game. It depends on the number of players and the map being played.
3. Every single player in the game has to have the following settings turned off:
Assisted Post-Op Race and Team Effort Challenge
Join Noobstaah for an organized Post-Op race from LSIA to the top of Chiliad. After the race, we will have a ultimate co-op event, i.e. get a party bus on Chiliad top in snow. We have done this before without snow and it was pretty hard, but this time in snow, it will be the ultimate test of off-roading and team effort.
Any vehicles is allowed for pushing. First team to get their Post-Op to Chiliad top wins.
Preparations:
1. Necessary: Purchase a Boxville from Warstock.
| Variant | Price | Trade-price | Site |
|---|---|---|---|
| Post-Op Boxville | $59,850 | $45,000 | Warstock |
| LSDWP Boxville | $398,000 | $298,500 | Warstock |
2. Necessary: Select a pushing vehicle, any vehicle is allowed for pushing.
3. Necessary: Send Noobstaah friend requests if you want to join the Friends-Only session.
5. Optional: Create a suitable outfit.
Rules are as last time:
2 person teams.
1 person drives Post-Op, other person pushes.
Any vehicle is allowed for pushing.
First team to get their Post-Op to Chiliad top wins.
4th of July Carball
We will start with a small car-meet until everyone joins, and then go to the Carball location in the sewers behind Videogeddon. ( If you don't know what Carball is see this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKtqXfRC0I )
Tip: Electric cars, (especially the Cyclone) have very good acceleration, and are pretty good for Carball.
Event Itinerary
1. Meet in Friends-Only Session on Noobstaah , have car meet until Carball begins
2. Assemble in sewers behind Videogeddon, set up the pitch/field
3. Play some Carball
Carball Rules:
1. Line up in evenly-matched teams.
2. You must use a normal, non-boosted, non-jumping, non-weaponized, non-armored Car, SUV, or Offroader from SSSA or Legendary Motorsport websites. Host’s decision regarding cars is final.
3. Don’t bring any vehicle that has boost or jumping ability. Don’t bring any armored vehicle.
4. Don’t bring any weaponized vehicle. If a vehicle has the capability of being weaponized, it is not allowed, even if you haven’t weaponized it (e.g. Paragon.)
5. The Issi Classic is the “ball “, and two Terrobytes on either side of the playing area indicate the “net.”
6. Your goal is to push the “ball " into the opponent’s “net.”
7. Other instructions will be given, as required, at the time of the event.
Ridiculous Carmeet, Episode 2: Mining Islands
A carmeet where you wont be able to drive your cars! Two parts of the carmeet; drivability will be very limited in both meetups. Have fun!
Rules
1. Every car must have neon lights.
2. If you don’t have a car from the list, buy one. They aren’t that expensive.
3. No weapons allowed. Instead buy a handheld flashlight from Ammu-nation.
4. If you have a cargobob, perfect, otherwise pickup services will be provided.
5. Cars allowed for part 1:
5a. Brioso
5b. Issi
5c. Issi classic
5d. Cheburek
5e. Panto
6. All cars allowed for part 2.
Survive the Run + Zancudo
Same as Survive the hunt, but without 98% of its rules, because why not. Freedom intensifies! 1 runner vs loads of chasers. If runner survives for 5 mins, runner wins otherwise, *insert clown horn here.* Complimentary Zancudo raid shootout and shit-show afterwards!
Event Itinerary
1. Join the Friends-Only Session on Noobstaah at the time of the event.
2. Participate in Survive The Run
3. Participate in complimentary Zancudo shootout + shitshow
Rules:
Runner: There is only 1 runner.
Objective: Survive for 5 minutes.
1. The Runner must puts 3 sticky bombs on their car front bumper.
2. Runner gets 20sec headstart.
Maze Bank Exclusive Car Meet and Parade
Hello from the clouds!
You know what is better than loading in your arcade in GTA:O? Loading on top of Maze Bank Tower… because it’s closer to the clouds.
Nevermind, that was a bad joke.
We are having a car meet once again on top of the Maze Bank Tower, which will be followed by a military convoy from LSIA to Zancudo. So, whoever missed the Maze Bank Tower car meet or the previous military convoy can join the fun. Show off your cars at Maze Bank, then show off your favourite firepower in the parade.
Event Itinerary
1. Car Meet:
1.1. Join
Noobstaah
’s Friends-Only Session at the time of the event
1.2. Bring your cars near Maze Bank Tower.
1.3. 2-3 experienced pilots will use their Cargobobs to lift all cars to Maze Bank Tower helipad.
1.4. A Valet will be present on Maze Bank helipad. Let the valet park your car.
Free-Roam Carball & Sumo
Come one, come all, to Noobstaah’s two-for-one event! Carball and Sumo hosted in Free-Roam!
Defeat your opponents in a free-mode interpretation of Noobstaah's popular game-modes while adhering to all rules
Event Itinerary:
1. Meet in HALP session, possibly move to Invite-Only depending on number of members
2. Play some Carball
3. Play some Sumo
Carball Rules:
Carball is essentially GTA’s Rocket League.
- Line up in evenly-matched teams
- You must use a normal, non-boosted, non-jumping, non-weaponized, non-armored car or SUV. Host’s decision regarding cars is final.
- The Issi Classic is the “ball “, and two Terrobytes on either side of the playing area indicate the “net.”
- Your goal is to push the “ball " into the opponent’s “net.”
- Other instructions will be given, as required, at the time of the event.
Sumo Rules:
Your goal is to be the last vehicle remaining in the ring.
- Enter the ring using the tunnel at the Diamond Casino.
- You must use a normal, non boosted, non weaponized, non-armored car or SUV. Host’s decision regarding cars is final.
- When the flare is fired, attempt to knock all other players out of the ring, while avoiding being knocked out yourself.
- If you are knocked out of the ring, you may not re-enter with your car for the remainder of the round.
- If you are out, you may fire your Atomizer at remaining vehicles, however, you must remain INSIDE the ring to fire your Atomizer.
- The last car remaining, wins!
- Other instructions will be given, as required, at the time of the event.
WarCopters & CarBall
Objective
Bring any weaponized vehicle at start. Once everyone has gathered, we play a few rounds of WarCopters and then a match of CarBall.
Survive the Hunt
Objective
Win by escaping the hunters or stopping the runner, depending on your team. Follow all the rules!
Common Rules (for everyone):
- There will be only 1 Runner at a time. No exceptions.
- Time period of Surviving the Hunt will be announced prior to the game. It varies with the number of players.
- Every single player in the game has to have the following settings turned off - to avoid cheating and to make the game as exciting and as enjoyable as possible.
- HUD » Escape - Settings - Display - HUD = Off.
- Radar » Escape - Settings - Display - Radar = Off.
- Player names » Escape - Online - Options - Player Overhead Display = None.
- Make these changes in game settings and send me or the event organizer a screenshot of your game without HUD, Radar etc.
- All players must stay within defined area limits all the time. Area limits are defined by the map shown in images.
- The inside of the airport fence perimeter and the docks/terminal area are off-limits in case of LS map.
- Nobody can shoot from inside their cars. Except flares; everyone can shoot flares from inside vehicles.
- If you want to shoot allowed weapons, you must get out of the vehicle. Allowed weapons mentioned in team rules.
- Travel on foot is allowed for no more than 3 mins.
- Any type of explosive weapon is banned except when mentioned otherwise for a specific team.
- Any type of special/weaponized/armored vehicles are banned.
- Teams can join voice chat if they wish. It’s up to them.
- Chat can be used to communicate with each other.
- Don’t make any MC or CEOs. No exceptions. Don’t bitch about it in-game.
- Starting will only be with cars. No planes or helicopters for dramatic start
Runner Rules:
- Runners must survive a specified amount of time which will be mentioned in-game before the event.
- Runners are not allowed to leave the decided area of hunt. Underground areas (subway/train/etc) are not allowed.
- Runners have 1.5 mins head-start. They must change their personal vehicle with any Npc vehicle in this time to blend in with Npcs.
- Runner can pick any naturally spawning vehicle. If they own a naturally spawning vehicle, it can be used too.
- Runners are not allowed to fly. Only ground vehicles are allowed for Runner.
- Runner has access to all weapons and can shoot down Hunter air units too if they want. But must get out of the vehicle to do so.
- Runners can access RPGs or Homing Launchers only to shoot down Hunter air units.
- Runners must get out of their vehicles if they wish to shoot.
- Runners may not camp or hide inside buildings, underground areas or in car parks.
- Runner is allowed to briefly stop, but for no longer than a couple of minutes. This does not mean that they are not allowed to drive through road tunnels - they can, as long as they do not stay there for extended periods of time.
Hunter Rules:
- Hunters must wait 1.5 minutes after Runner has started before setting out to find Runner. I or one of the event organizers will be running a timer.
- Hunters are NOT ALLOWED to pick cars that they cannot edit in Los Santos Customs so no vigilantes or IPUCs etc.
- Hunters can only use 2 non weaponized air units (Helicopters) at the same time for larger Map and only 1 non weaponized air unit for smaller map. Get a npc heli if u dont have any.
- Hunter Air units are respawnable.
- Hunters are restricted to only mk1 pistols and mk1 shotguns. Atomizer is not allowed.
- Hunters must get out of their vehicles if they wish to shoot.
- Drive-by is not allowed. Running over Runner with a car or any vehicle is also not allowed. Crashing a heli into Runner, also not allowed.
- Helicopter pilots can only take-off when the Hunt starts. If they want to lose cops, take EWO. If you can’t EWO, then tell in chat, we can pause for 1,2 mins for you to lose cops or we can kill you.
- 1 hunter can sit as passenger in heli and use sniper scope to scope out larger areas if they want. But shooting is not allowed for this passenger
Free-Roam Carball
Event Itinerary:
1. Meet in Friends-Only Session on Noobstaah
2. Assemble in sewers behind Videogeddon, set up the pitch/field
3. Play some Carball
Carball Rules:
Carball is essentially GTA’s Rocket League.
- Line up in evenly-matched teams.
- You must use a normal, non-boosted, non-jumping, non-weaponized, non-armored car or SUV. Host’s decision regarding cars is final.
- The Issi Classic is the “ball “, and two Terrobytes on either side of the playing area indicate the “net.”
- Your goal is to push the “ball " into the opponent’s “net.”
- Other instructions will be given, as required, at the time of the event.