Events with tag: "Car Meet"

A Car Meet is a social event where players gather to showcase their customized vehicles in a specific way. Sometimes there may be restrictions on the vehicle or mods allowed, depending on the host's rules.

Ridiculous Carmeet, Episode 5: Cramped

A carmeet with a twist. Location of the carmeet will be revealed at the time of event. 3-4 locations will be visited in total; every location as ridiculous as the previous one. A bonus mountain climbing challenge at the end.

Vaporwave Los Santos - Instance #2

Welcome to Instance #2 of Vaporwave Los Santos, a pastel and neon tinted car meet and cruise adventure featuring cool rides, cool locations, and hot fashion. Two instances, feel free to attend both.

Vaporwave Los Santos - Instance #1

Welcome to Instance #1 of Vaporwave Los Santos, a pastel and neon tinted car meet and cruise adventure featuring cool rides, cool locations, and hot fashion. Two instances, feel free to attend both.

Ridiculous Carmeet, Episode 4: Grasshopper

A carmeet with a twist. Location of the carmeet will be revealed at the time of the event. 3-4 locations will be visited in total; every location more ridiculous than the previous one.

Noobstaah's Halp Airshow

Bring your planes/helicopters to Sandy Shores Airfield and ake pictures, make video. Fireworks

Chasing Donuts #2

Some stupid ass robbers have robbed a donut shop and have fled in the stolen civilian vehicles. All LSPD units are appointed to this high profile robbery and are sent to search the area. LSPD must catch the robbers. They must pull the robbers out of their vehicles, taze, and beat them to death with batons (nightsticks?), candy canes, or dildos (if you can find them).

The Canis Cruise - Instance #2

Welcome to the second instance of The Canis Cruise! Pack your bags and we'll head to Senora National Park to start our adventure through the landscape of San Andreas. This is our first brand-themed cruise, possibly with more to come. We've got a few trails to explore, with stops for food and gas on the way.

The Canis Cruise - Instance #1

Welcome to the first instance of The Canis Cruise! Pack your bags and we'll head to Senora National Park to start our adventure through the landscape of San Andreas. This is our first brand-themed cruise, possibly with more to come. We've got a few trails to explore, with stops for food and gas on the way.

Ascension (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 5400

Short meet and greet in Invite-Only Session at the Vinewood Sign to check up on the cars to make sure they are within regulations. After host will start the race.

Chasing Donuts

Some stupid ass robbers have robbed a donut shop and have fled in the stolen civilian vehicles. All LSPD units are appointed to this high profile robbery and are sent to search the area. LSPD must catch the robbers. They must pull the robbers out of their vehicles, taze, and beat them to death with batons, candy canes, or dildos (if you can find them).

The HALPers Ball 2024 - #4

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

It's time to hang out and celebrate all the HALPers who make our little corner of GTA what it is. Get ready for a great time and a great party, followed by a relaxing boat cruise into the sunset. This event is an unheard of four instances across two weekends, so feel free to attend any and all!

The HALPers Ball 2024 - #3

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

It's time to hang out and celebrate all the HALPers who make our little corner of GTA what it is. Get ready for a great time and a great party, followed by a relaxing boat cruise into the sunset. This event is an unheard of four instances across two weekends, so feel free to attend any and all!

The HALPers Ball 2024 - #2

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

It's time to hang out and celebrate all the HALPers who make our little corner of GTA what it is. Get ready for a great time and a great party, followed by a relaxing boat cruise into the sunset. This event is an unheard of four instances across two weekends, so feel free to attend any and all!

Dune Buggy Death Run - #1

Car Meet Race Hosted by: RedCamaroSS 3600

Grab your dune buggy and run for your life! Start at Del Perro Pier (Fairgrounds) and survive 5 stars around the Los Santos highways, then come back within 10 minutes!

The HALPers Ball 2024 - #1

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

It's time to hang out and celebrate all the HALPers who make our little corner of GTA what it is. Get ready for a great time and a great party, followed by a relaxing boat cruise into the sunset. This event is an unheard of four instances across two weekends, so feel free to attend any and all!

Noobstaah's Off Road Adventure

Car Meet Exploration Hosted by: Noobstaah 10800

Group together and explore the wilderness, deserts, canyons, and mountain ranges that San Andreas has to offer. Show the capabilities of your off-roading trucks and cars by climbing steep hills & mountains. Show off your custom suspension systems while high speed off-roading in the ragged hills of Great Chaparral and sand dunes of Grand Senora desert. And finally demonstrate your cooperative driving skills on the steep slopes of Mount Chiliad.

HALP Highway Cruise - Instance #2

Welcome to the HALP Highway Cruise Instance #2! It's time to be a big tourist and see the sights along the highways that cross the map. Pack your suitcases and get ready to go on holiday.

HALP Highway Cruise - Instance #1

Welcome to the HALP Highway Cruise Instance #1! It's time to be a big tourist and see the sights along the highways that cross the map. Pack your suitcases and get ready to go on holiday.

Los Santos Paranormal Investigators, Inc - Instance #2

There's some weird shit happening around this city, and we're going to investigate it. What's going on and why? Where do these things occur? What does it all mean? Let's find out in the second instance of this event!

Los Santos Paranormal Investigators, Inc - Instance #1

There's some weird shit happening around this city, and we're going to investigate it. What's going on and why? Where do these things occur? What does it all mean? Let's find out in the first instance of this event!

HALP Secret Rally Event #1 (Track Rat Race)

Teams complete a track two times in rally mode and their times are recorded. They are ranked based on their times taken to complete the track.

24min of HALP (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

We will take Sports Classics for a spin around ANGL Chaparral Waltz. There are no car restrictions as long as your car is a Classic, but the recommended, and tested vehicles (so they're roughly on the same pace) are: newly raceable Ardent, Turismo Classic and Cheetah Classic. Track Rats are required to race without a spoiler. The race will be 7 laps in GTA mode.

Canyon Crawl - Instance #2

Welcome to the second instance of the long-delayed offroading/Sightseeing adventure! We'll brave the wilderness, dangerous roads, and find beautiful views that you can't see from the city. Let's have a great time, take some pictures, and hang out in San Andreas as HALPers and friends. Oh, and we'll get some tacos or burgers or whatever to celebrate afterward!

Canyon Crawl - Instance #1

Welcome to the first instance of the long-delayed offroading/Sightseeing adventure! We'll brave the wilderness, dangerous roads, and find beautiful views that you can't see from the city. Let's have a great time, take some pictures, and hang out in San Andreas as HALPers and friends. Oh, and we'll get some tacos or burgers or whatever to celebrate afterward!

Neons Underground: Burnout Los Santos - Instance #2

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

Join Romanbrandt84 for a car meet that puts HALP car culture front and center. Get to know your fellow HALPers and see some amazing rides. Tucked away in a hidden underground garage, the Neons Underground series is back. Get your cars ready!

Neons Underground: Burnout Los Santos - Instance #1

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

Join Romanbrandt84 for a car meet that puts HALP car culture front and center. Get to know your fellow HALPers and see some amazing rides. Tucked away in a hidden underground garage, the Neons Underground series is back. Get your cars ready!

Halp Race Weekend Stage 3: WW Im Memoriam

Join Barry_Snorevitch in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. No handicap for Track Rats.

Halp Race Weekend Stage 2: BGNZ Trivium [BagginZHD]

Join Barry_Snorevitch in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. No handicap for Track Rats.

Halp Race Weekend Stage 1: Fusion Road [RM]

Join Barry_Snorevitch in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. No handicap for Track Rats.

Halp Halloween 2022 - Instance #2

It's Halloween... a little late. Let's have some spooky fun! Second instance.

Halp Halloween 2022 - Instance #1

It's Halloween... a little late. Let's have some spooky fun! First instance.

Hot Spot Nightclub Tours

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: Gritz_ 7200

Get your nightclub clothes ready. We will walk and drive together through each member's nightclub to increase the number of 'unique players' up to the maximum of 100 for the platinum award. The more people that join, the more nightclubs we will get to visit.

Power Show-Off

Helloo there Los Santossss! Noob here with you and we got another event ahead of us in this city of crimee!! Oh, I love this town, love it like you might love Lester who doesn’t pick up your phone when you are trying to lose cops and now stops you to ask if you want to have orgy with him. Every day here means a hundred new criminals but only half these assholes will survive a year, and that’s it if it’s a good one, and why do these peeps come to LS? Well to be cargo griefers like IIlllIlIllIIlII and xX_puZZayDeStRoYeR_Xx. Tonight, in Los Santos, the useless management of the crime city invites you to gather at the graveyard of the jets of previous era... The Sandy Shores Airfield!! All the criminals are requested to bring as many vehicles as they can, after all what’s the best way to compensate other than this. Being gracious as they are, the management has also provided a list of vehicles that can be called at the same time. You can take a look there unless you are a fresh criminal, then you will probably not survive the crime city until the event.

Noob's Weed Collectibles Caravan (100/100)

Once everyone is in the session, we will start collecting the remaining 50 packets of weed. It will take some time since it took about 3 hours last time too, but we WILL collect all 51-100/100 bags.

Noob's Weed Collectibles Caravan (50/100)

Does Lamar wants some of his weed back? or something else? idfk. Either way the mission is to collect 100 weed from different locations all across the map and deliver it to Lamar.

Race on the North Loop East

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 3600

3 laps of non-contact qualifying, 12 laps of racing. Starting positions will be taken according to our best lap times after qualifying.

Draugurururur Off-Roading

Declasse Draugruru is a new off-roader in GTA: Online. Testing shows that it can achieve what none have ever achieved. It can climb seas, swim in mountains, fly off-road, and run on train tracks while beating trains in a drag race.

Go Fast or Smoke Weed

Join Barry_Snorevitch in a non-competitive, non-Track Rat earning race on a superfast pace track. Three laps of qualifying, fifteen laps of racing.

Cops and Runners

Do you ever feel like you want to live in a fast and furious movie? Join the chase and flee Los Santos's finest blues in your gaudiest car. Buy any 4-wheeled street-spawnable vehicle before the event, no engine modification is allowed and no bulletproof tyres, but make it as gaudy as possible. Also make sure you have at least one Pegasus vehicle, such as the Mule ready.

Initial R (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: Barry_Snorevitch 7200

Join Barry_Snorevitch in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race in north Vinewood. No handicap for Track Rats. 3 laps of non-contact qualifying, 16 laps of racing.

ElBarto's SLK Quasar (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 3600

Join ElBarto for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. 2 laps of non-contact qualifying, 10 laps of racing. We'll line up according to our best lap times before the race starts. Track Rats are limited to the Adder and Entity XXR, non-TRs may also use the 811.

Speed Around Weed #5 (Multi-Class Race)

Car Meet Fashion Race Hosted by: YG1231 5400

Welcome to HALP's Multi-Class Racing #2. The race is divided in 2 classes: GT1 and GT2. GT1 class cars are generally a bit faster pace-wise compared to GT2. You can team up with another HALPer to form a pair/racing team so each one of you is in a different class. You can declare custom Team Title and Team Colours/Liveries before the event. If you don't have a teammate, you'll be assigned one from the other class. In the end there will be 3 standings, one for GT1 Class, one for GT2 class and finally one for the Teams/Pairs which will be the sum of the points of the 2 HALPers in each class. You are racing the cars in your class and your final points depend only on your in-class finishing position, not overall position.

Mirror Park Clubbing #3 (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race on this high-speed track around Mirror Park area. No handicap for Track Rats.

Los Santos Bingo (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race on this high-speed track around Los Santos downtown area. No handicap for Track Rats.

Stunt Jumping Convoy: Part #2

Car Meet Exploration Hosted by: YG1231 9000

Join YG in completing the remaining 25 out of 50 unique stunt jumps across the San Andreas area!

The Black Pearl (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: Pircs_ 3600

Join us for Pircs_'s inaugural event, an interesting, potentially Track Rat earning 7.30km race called The Black Pearl. No spoilers for Track Rats other than the stock spoiler that results from selecting 'no spoiler' and cannot be eliminated from the Penetrator. Cars will be inspected in the main casino parking lot before the race. The two lap non-contact qualifier will be opened 10 minutes after the start of the event. After the qualifier we will proceed via replay into the race. We will not start the race at the countdown. Cars will line up according to best lap times after the countdown. After line up the lead driver will throw a grenade to start the race. Upon detonation the race will proceed. After Party: TBD.

Stunt Jump Convoy

Car Meet Exploration Hosted by: YG1231 9000

Join YG in completing all 50 unique stunt jumps across the San Andreas area!

Welcome To Los Santos: The Vespucci/Vinewood Cruise - #2

Welcome to Los Santos, where all the movie magic happens! You're about to get a taste of what makes this town so special. Food, gas, and tickets are all included in this role-play vacation package, so be ready to clog drive thru lanes, jam pack gas stations, and be a great big tourist among the palm trees of sunny southern San Andreas! Our vacation package also includes a stay at the Diamond Casino and Resort, and access to the Music Locker! This is the second of two instances, each approximately 2.5 hours long. You are welcome to participate in both! Instances may run a bit longer depending on the crowd.

Welcome To Los Santos: The Vespucci/Vinewood Cruise - #1

Welcome to Los Santos, where all the movie magic happens! You're about to get a taste of what makes this town so special. Food, gas, and tickets are all included in this role-play vacation package, so be ready to clog drive thru lanes, jam pack gas stations, and be a great big tourist among the palm trees of sunny southern San Andreas! Our vacation package also includes a stay at the Diamond Casino and Resort, and access to the Music Locker! This is the first of two instances, each approximately 2.5 hours long. You are welcome to participate in both! Instances may run a bit longer depending on the crowd.

ElBarto's Cuda Bridges (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 3600

Join El27Barto for this potentially Track Rat earning race. 3 laps of non-contact qualifying, 13 laps of racing. Starting positions will be taken according to our best lap times after qualifying. Track Rat handicap is active! Allowed cars for Track Rats: Imponte Dukes and Imponte Ruiner. Cars for everyone else: Invetero Coquette Blackfin and Vapid Blade. The race time will be set to current.

Speed Around Weed #4 (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race on this high-speed track around weed factory in Grapeseed. No handicap for Track Rats.

Vintage Violence III (Part Two)

We're finally out of prison, Old Sport. Time to do it all again! Join us for the second session of Vintage Violence!

Vintage Violence III (Part One)

We're finally out of prison, Old Sport. Time to do it all again! Join us for the first session of Vintage Violence!

ElBarto's PC Mark Webber Speedway (Track Rat Race) + Gfred #14

Join ElBarto for this potentially Track Rat earning race. Allowed cars: Lampadati Novak, Ubermacht Rebla GTS (SUVs). No restrictions for Track Rats. 2 laps of non-contact qualifying, 10 laps of racing. We'll line up according to our best lap times before the race starts. Gfred afterwards!

HEDE Pride (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 5400

Join ElBarto for this potentially Track Rat earning race. Allowed cars: Obey 9F, Dewbauchee Massacro & Massacro Racecar, Pfister Neon, Benefactor Schlagen GT. No restrictions for track rats. 3 laps of non-contact qualifying, 20 laps of racing. We'll line up according to our best lap times before the race starts.

LSCM Flats N' Heights Drifting

Car Meet Race Hosted by: Barry_Snorevitch 7200

Join Barry_Snorevitch for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race near the LS car meet in the Coquette Classic, Pegassi Monroe, or the Cheburek. No handicap for Track Rats.

ElBarto's Circle of Life (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 3600

Join ElBarto for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. 3 laps of non-contact qualifying, 20 laps of racing. We'll line up according to our best lap times before the race starts. No restrictions for Track Rats, but if you want to restrict yourself, choose the Swinger.

ElBarto's Sweet Spot (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 3600

Join ElBarto for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. 2 laps of non-contact qualifying. We'll line up according to our quali times and do a 10 lap race. No restrictions for Track Rats.

The Extreme Truck Convoy and Parachute Airdrop Event

Get ready for The Extreme Truck Convoy and Parachute Airdrop Event. Everyone will bring their Terrorbyte to the Casino. We will depart in a massive truck convoy, through Sandy Shores, via train tunnel to Paleto Forest, via the path towards the tip of Chiliad. It is highly recommended to upgrade your Terrorbyte for the steep uphill.

Omniscient Rally (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: Athoril_ 3600

Join Athoril_ for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. No handicap for Track Rats.

The HALPers Ball - #2

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

Welcome to the second HALPers Ball! It's a sky-high event to celebrate all the HALPers, past and present. New HALPers, established HALPers, we're a family. This is for us!

The HALPers Ball - #1

Car Meet Fashion Hosted by: RomanBrandt84 10800

Welcome to the first HALPers Ball! It's a sky-high event to celebrate all the HALPers, past and present. New HALPers, established HALPers, we're a family. This is for us!

Mirror Park Clubbing #2: Electric Boogaloo

Join in as we race in Barry's prime inaugural event, a potentially Track Rat earning race near Mirror Park in the BF Club (SSSA $1,280,000) on a SECRET MYSTERY TRACK! There is no handicap for Track Rats, which means the first non-Track Rat on the podium gets the role, if there are any.

Bottom Gear: Holiday Recap

ARE YOU NON-CHRISTIAN? DOES YOUR WARDROBE CONSIST OF ONLY BLACK T-SHIRTS AND SWEATERS AND YOU BELIEVE THAT EXISTENCE IS PAIN? DO YOU WORK IN RETAIL OR CUSTOMER SERVICE, AND HAVE NEVER HAD THE HOLIDAYS OFF? WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK PAL! You get to experience the pure essence of holidays with strangers on the internet without having to cringe in family meetings or think of some half-witted compliments over the dinner table and most importantly, not buying another ps5 from a scalper. Some might say 'Ramon, isn't it too late to do a holidays themed event?' NONSENSE! We all know that festive season concludes when Svemat stops listening to Christmas music, and he does so all year round.

ElBarto's Snow Racing Event

Car Meet Race Hosted by: El27Barto 5400

We'll be racing on a track called EEDO RenamedForSilkie RMK. We'll do a 2-lap qualifying, followed by a 10-lap race. Track rats are handicapped by starting at the back of the grid, 30 seconds after everyone else. Allowed cars: Pfister 811, Pegassi Vacca, Ubermacht SC1. After the main race I'll host two more short, fun-focused races.

Assisted Post-Op Race and Team Effort Challenge

Join Noobstaah for an organized Post-Op race from LSIA to the top of Chiliad. After the race, we will have a ultimate co-op event, i.e. get a party bus on Chiliad top in snow. We have done this before without snow and it was pretty hard, but this time in snow, it will be the ultimate test of off-roading and team effort.

YG's Winter Shenanigans

Join YG1231 for a winter adventure around Los Santos. Meet at the Diamond Casino parking lot and bring your favourite snow vehicles for the car meet. The cruise around LS follows. Then the snow-themed playlist starts; it consists of winter themed races/adv modes/captures, there will be something for everyone. After the playlist ends we will head to Vespucci Beach for a final snowball fight.

Feedback Loop (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: Athoril_ 3600

Join Athoril_ in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race on this track suggested by Lexi. Handicap for Track Rats.

HALP Multi-Class Race

Welcome to HALP's Multi-Class Racing. The race is divided in 2 classes: GT1 and GT2. GT1 class cars are generally a bit faster pace-wise compared to GT2. You can team up with another HALPer to form a pair/racing team so each one of you is in a different class. You can declare custom Team Title and Team Colours/Liveries before the event. If you don't have a teammate, you'll be assigned one from the other class. In the end there will be 3 standings, one for GT1 Class, one for GT2 class and finally one for the Teams/Pairs which will be the sum of the points of the 2 HALPers in each class. You are racing the cars in your class and your final points depend only on your in-class finishing position, not overall position. If the format is successful it might even turn out in a HALP Multi-Class Championship in the long run.

Sbinalla (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race on this completely custom track. Handicap for Track Rats.

Vigifred #1

Car Meet Stuntfred Race Hosted by: Gritz_ 3600

Join us for this week's speedy variant of everyone's favourite point-to-point race. Some members expressed their discontent with the experience driving the Scramjet in Rocketfred #1. This event aims to rectify that experience by offering the Vigilante as a substitute. Customs will be ON, so pre-buy the car if you want a slight advantage.

Redripz's Rocky Raton Canyon Retinue Rally And Relay Race

Car Meet Race Rally Hosted by: BlazeRoman 3600

Dust off your little rust box Vapid Retinue for a set of freemode rocky raton rally races!

Bottom Gear: Go Karts - Vroom Vroom

This weeks shenanigans revolve around the vehicles that broke more friendships than anything, the Veto Go Karts. We will go through a series of silly challenges where every one has a wheelie good time. You can chose either a Classic or a Modern Kart, depending on your butt size and budget.

The Funeral Cruise - HALP Halloween 2021 - #2

We gather together to mourn the loss of Benny. Bring a Lurcher, a Romero, or any of the custom vehicles available from Benny's to pay your respects. We'll cruise from one paranormal sighting to another, trying to see what we can find out in his honor. San Andreas is a hotspot for ghost sightings. Benny and Ghosts might seem like a weird combination, and it is, but you know... I mean... it'll work. Show off your costumes, your custom rides, and your ghost hunting skills as part of the Los Santos Paranormal Society!

The Funeral Cruise - HALP Halloween 2021 - #1

We gather together to mourn the loss of Benny. Bring a Lurcher, a Romero, or any of the custom vehicles available from Benny's to pay your respects. We'll cruise from one paranormal sighting to another, trying to see what we can find out in his honor. San Andreas is a hotspot for ghost sightings. Benny and Ghosts might seem like a weird combination, and it is, but you know... I mean... it'll work. Show off your costumes, your custom rides, and your ghost hunting skills as part of the Los Santos Paranormal Society!

FrΓ€nken Stange Party - HALP Halloween 2021

Car Meet Fashion Race Hosted by: YG1231 4500

Halloween themed FrΓ€nken Stange (available at SSSA $550,000) car meet and a few short races with it afterwards.

Speed around Weed #2 (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race. No handicap for Track Rats.

Mirror Park Clubbing

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race around Mirror Park in the BF Club (SSSA). No handicap for Track Rats.

Bottom Gear - The Return of the Issi

Like the saying goes, big things come in small packages, yup, just like Lexi, 4ft11 and 100 pounds of pure condensed concentrated evil (rip x4🏊). There is no smaller package than the classic issi, with an engine block smaller than a dish washer's and exhaust note that sounds like sneaking a fart in an office meeting. The Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming 'I've got nothing to prove to anyone' in the face of every stranger you meet.

Bottom Gear - Teeny Weeny Issi Partini

Like the saying goes, big things come in small packages, yup, just like Rhodian's package. There is no smaller package than the classic issi, with an engine block smaller than a dish washer's and exhaust note that sounds like sneaking a fart in an office meeting. The Issi Classic has been the closest thing on four wheels to screaming 'I've got nothing to prove to anyone' in the face of every stranger you meet.

Karen's Life of Crime - #2

It's time to get our revenge for a minor inconvenience at Sub Urban! Getting the manager fired was not enough. We must destroy all of humanity, again.

Karen's Life of Crime - #1

It's time to get our revenge for a minor inconvenience at Sub Urban! Getting the manager fired was not enough. We must destroy all of humanity.

Post-Op vs. LSDWP: Meet & Race - #2

Car Meet Fashion Race Hosted by: Gritz_ 7200

Join us again for the timeless HALP activity of pushing the Boxville. Featuring the same routes as the first time, some participants may come back as seasoned veterans! Are you Team Post-OP, or Team LSDWP? Drivers and Pushers will swap after the first round/route is complete so that every participant has the opportunity to try both roles!

Post-Op vs. LSDWP: Meet & Race - #1

Car Meet Fashion Race Hosted by: Gritz_ 7200

We are going back to our roots and revisiting the timeless HALP activity of pushing the Boxville. Choose a team and represent them with pride; are you Team Post-OP, or Team LSDWP? Drivers and Pushers will swap after the first round/route is complete so that every participant has the opportunity to try both roles!

BF Weevil Car Meet & Cruise

A cruise over the mountain tops on the east side of the map in the BF Weevil. The end point is hidden at lake at Mount Gordo where we will take pictures to freshen up HALP website a bit.

Zancudo Racing (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race through Fort Zancudo. Elegy RH8(Legendary Motorsport), Sultan Classic(SSSA) and Feltzer(Legendary Motorsport) are eligible cars for this race. No handicap for Track Rats.

Bottom Gear - Space Edition

Welcome to bottom gear, mates! After witnessing one rich fuck after another launch themselves into space in penis-looking spacecraft, we the rich GTA folk must leave our dick print in that race, virtually at least.

Los Santos Butterflies

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race through East Vinewood. Remember, no Furia or vehicle spoiler for Track Rats.

Bottom Gear - Heist Edition

WELCOME TO BOTTOM GEAR MATES! Throughout the years, Rockstar has proved they've got absolutely no fucking idea how a heist works, especially when it comes to the getaway vehicles. Pick any modifiable pedestrian vehicle, mod it if you so chose, and show up with that vehicle and a fitting heist outfit of your choice to the Diamond Casino parking lot and be ready for a series of challenges to find out which of the participants picked the best possible heist vehicle there is.

Rats at the Docks

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 in a competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race through the Docks and Cypress Flats.

Rocoto Family Vacation - #2

It's time for another slow cruise! This time we're heading out to Senora National Park in a caravan of Obey Rocotos to explore it on foot and do some light off-roading, then we'll head up Chiliad to see what these trucks can really do! Dress for a short hike around the park, and be ready for some off-roading fun. We'll start at a truck stop and end at another truck stop.

Rocoto Family Vacation - #1

It's time for another slow cruise! This time we're heading out to Senora National Park in a caravan of Obey Rocotos to explore it on foot and do some light off-roading, then we'll head up Chiliad to see what these trucks can really do! Dress for a short hike around the park, and be ready for some off-roading fun. We'll start at a truck stop and end at another truck stop.

Speed around Weed (Track Rat Race)

Car Meet Race Hosted by: YG1231 3600

Join YG1231 for this competitive, potentially Track Rat earning race.

Burnout Los Santos Chapter One: The LS Car Meet - #2

Los Santos Style. It's an individual thing. It has to do with where you come from, what you drive, and what you wear, but a lot of it comes from how you present all these things. Show off your Los Santos Style at the LS Car Meet! Pick a neighborhood in Los Santos (including Chumash, since it's close) and decide what vehicle and clothing brands and styles represent how someone from that neighborhood would present themselves. You can make combinations for as many neighborhoods as you want!

Burnout Los Santos Chapter One: The LS Car Meet - #1

Los Santos Style. It's an individual thing. It has to do with where you come from, what you drive, and what you wear, but a lot of it comes from how you present all these things. Show off your Los Santos Style at the LS Car Meet! Pick a neighborhood in Los Santos (including Chumash, since it's close) and decide what vehicle and clothing brands and styles represent how someone from that neighborhood would present themselves. You can make combinations for as many neighborhoods as you want!

4th of July Carball

Carball Car Meet Hosted by: Noobstaah 5400

We will start with a small car-meet until everyone joins, and then go to the Carball location in the sewers behind Videogeddon. ( If you don't know what Carball is see this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsKtqXfRC0I )

HALP Fight Club #4 - 2v2 2-Stage Tournament!

This will be a two-stage 2v2 fist-fighting tournament consisting of a round-robin group stage where 75% of the teams proceed to a double elimination finals stage. It will be hosted with a live scoreboard via Challonge, which means you can follow along with the scores and your favourite HALP teams if you can't make it to the in-game event.

Ridiculous Carmeet, Episode 2: Mining Islands

A carmeet where you wont be able to drive your cars! Two parts of the carmeet; drivability will be very limited in both meetups. Have fun!

Wacky Races - A Hill Ninja Track Rat Race

Car Meet Race Hosted by: Athoril_ 2400

While we realize that the Track Rat role is sought after by many players and things may get heated during races, don't forget to have fun. Everyone will be required to limit their FPS at 60. Those who already have Track Rat can use spoilers. See the full rules and itinerary on the event page before you participate.

Hotline: A Coordinated Signal Jammer Takedown

β€œ Did you just take a SecuroServ transmitter offline? Our old friend from the Pacific Standard Job, Avi Schwartzman, has been saying the government has been blocking his radio transmissions for years. If you can destroy the rest of the signal jammers, he'll make it worth your while. ” β€” Lester. Destroying all 50 of the Signal Jammers will get you a reward of GTA$150,000 and Avi Schwartzman as a hacker during The Diamond Casino Heist. Destroy the Signal Jammers with your fellow HALPers using Deluxos and/or Oppressor MK IIs!